Manuscript: Republicans at the Hospital
Location: Hospital/ Nursing Home Facility
Time April 5, 2013
Rick Perry, Herman Cain, and the rest of the Republican Presidential Candidate lookalikes walk in and tell all the hospital workers and doctors that they are no longer needed and that the government will no longer be needed. Rick Perry yells at the secretaries behind the desk "Ponzi Scheme." "I have abolish Social Security and Medicare, and guess what your job."
Herman Cain yells, "9-9-9 in the background with a huge grin on his face," "and I forgot to consider Medicare and Social Security. Don't expect me to show love for you, in fact, I don't even love myself. My skin is black and huge racist against myself, so for me to give a damn about you lol, than I might as well stand in the place of the niggerhead rock and shoot myself. You know what that doesn't sound like a bad idea, I should get a lot more Republican white conservative votes this way, Its time for all you old men and women to go because you are a burden on the government 9-9-9." A ederly woman walks up and says, "Where I'm going to go." Herman Cain tells her, " to find a church, a salvation army, but you need to find your ass on the way out of here. The ederly white woman walks up to Rick Perry and asks aren't you going to do something. Rick Santorum than arrives and says to the ederly woman, "The Number 1 rule is "Don't Get Sick" and you broke that rule, so in order to cut spending than we must send you on your way out of this hospital," as he gives her a hard stare.
Rick Perry than responds to the ederly woman about where she is going to go? "I am doing something about wasteful spending and this Ponzi Scheme, because your state had a choice based off my opt out clause, on how to handle social security and medicare and they choose to stop making it their problem. Its a state issue, and not a federal issue so why don't you get your old wrinkle ass on out of here because you get messed up." Herman Cain than approaches the ederly lady and says, "It's your fault that you don't have a job and I'm rich and don't be mad because you are not rich and have a job either. It's all of your fault and don't get mad because I'm successful. So old lady get your ass out of this hospital, because we can't afford to keep paying the bill and here is a voucher and if that don't cover it than I don't know what to tell ya! 9-9-9 and 0 for you." The ederly woman begins to walk out of the hospital with her oxygen tank and IV plug.
The other Republican Candidates rush to yank the woman robe, IV plug, and Oxygen Tank from the old lady saying," its not paid for." The naked ederly lady falls to the ground dying and trying to grasp for air. Ron Paul stands over her, and Rick Perry asks, "should she live or die." Ron Paul yells, "Let her Die" and the rest of the Republican Party and Tea Party Presidential Candidates begin to laugh and yell "Yeah, Let her Die" as they all give a round of applause while watching the old lady try to struggle for life." "Thats the problem with these people, they believe government is suppose to take care of everybody," yells Ron Paul.
Now after this commercial goes public than lets see them get a vote than, and these are the tactics that need to be used with a extreme rogue of government.
After the commercial ends than it shows the Democrats and President Obama picking the lady up and putting her back in her hospital bed with the nurses and her care takers helping her as she just relaxes and appreciates the concern for her well being. Put up Democrats 2012 and end the commercial. It would be a landslide election in Obama and the Democrats favor.
Rick Perry and Mitt Romney face reappears and Rick Perry says, "Who all wants to go hunting." All the rest of the Republican Presidential candidates raise their hand, and even Sarah Palin makes a appearance at the Hospital to raise her hand with a shotgun already in her hands and says, "Dont retreat, just Reload." The Republican candidates get on a helicopter and begin hunting. They see the ederly woman that they told earlier had to leave the hospital walking. Rick Perry than points a gun at her and fires. Rick Perry than says, "Opps I thought that was a wild hog," nope thats Hagen Daz Black Walnut, as the rest of the candidates pause in silence, and than Herman Cain says "thats insensitive and than smiles," and the rest of the candidates begin to laugh and cheer on the helicopter. The rest of the Republican Presidential Candidates begins to laugh and than whomever is their nominee name appears for 2012, Republicans for 2012, and campaign slogan "Getting Rid of Wasteful Spending!"
